easter

Mommy and Naiya driving in the car some weeks after Easter had passed:

Naiya: “Mommy, how does the Easter Bunny get in our house?”
Mommy: “I don’t know. How do you think the Easter Bunny gets in our house?”
(long pause)
Naiya: “Well, Santa Claus comes in the chimney, but I don’t think the Easter Bunny comes in the chimney.” (long pause) “I think the Easter Bunny pretends there’s a hole in our house and comes in there. Then when he leaves, he pretends there isn’t a hole anymore and it goes away.”
Mommy: “That sounds about right.”
(pause)
Naiya: “Mommy, is the Easter Bunny a girl or a boy?”
Mommy: “I’m not sure. What do you think?...”